I was ready for it. I was slightly drunk but ok.
She said, how about you have to go outside and get the wood naked. I said, that's crazy, it's below 20 degrees snowing and windy. She said, fine I double dare you. I'm actually dragging it out. I give excuse after excuse about weather and cold. Eventually my dad said, come on, you swam in ice water duck hunting before colds not a problem. My wife said, Yea. I said fine but you have to do a dare if I do this. Defiantly, she said, ok. In my head I really did not want to do this. I was freezing fully clothed with a jacket but I rationalized that once done then my wife was next. I started to head towards the door to strip. My wife said, the dare starts here, pointing in front of the fire. I said, my dad does not want to see my naked ass this close. Dad raised his glass and said, don't mind me, nothing I haven't seen many times.
I strip naked and start to walk. She said, no shoes. Now I'm completely naked standing in front of them sitting. How about now raising my arms. She looks at dad and said what you think. He is enjoying the crap out of this. He said, looks like he's ready now. My wife said go. When I tell you it was cold I can not explain how cold. The wind was blowing snow everywhere. I slipped at the wood pile and fell in the snow. The more I hurried the slower I went. I finally made it inside soaking wet and freezing. My wife got me a towel as she and dad laughed making comments about all the pink splotches on my body. I stand naked in front of the fire drying off. I even spend time rotating in front of the fire trying to get warm. It was weird that if I faced the fire my front was warm but my back was still freezing. Same for reverse. Eventually I got warm. During this process the comments continued. My dad even mentioned that he hoped that the cold had influenced my lack of manhood otherwise he would have to bear responsibility. They both thought that was hilarious.
I eventually got warm and dressed. I do believe that was the worst dare of my life. My balls are still yet to fall back into the sack.
I sat drinking my mostly water enduring additional comments. My wife and dad continued talking about dares. She mentioned another that I wrote about here when we were fishing and she was tanning topless. She told my dad she fell asleep and trolled her topless by another man fishing. My dad thought this was hilarious. He eventually said to my wife, what's your dare. Either he just reminded her or she was hoping I forgot. She acted innocent says, what do you mean. My dad back tracked thinking he misspoke, oh, I thought you had one when he finished. My wife slighly teased him saying, so you had to remind him. I said, no reminding needed, you two were enjoying another story. I asked are you ready. She said, sure but I'm not trying to carry wood. I look at dad, you got any suggestions for something outside. Dad shook his head no. I said, then go to the atv's and back. She agreed.
I turn on the back flood lights. With the wind blowing I couldn't tell if it was snowing or not. I returned to my chair. I said don't stop short we can see. My wife asked, so I have to strip here. She's standing three feet in front of us. I said, only fair. I guess my dad was taking her questions as her hesitation to strip in front of him. He said, I guess I better let you two finish this alone. Before I could say anything my wife asked, why. He said, you may be uncomfortable doing all this with me seeing. He was really trying to give her an out. My wife did not want to hear this. She asked the following and waited for answers.
Have you watched me tan topless.
Yes
Many times.
Yes
Have you seen me completely naked coming in from mudding.
Yes.
Twice.
Yes.
Have you watched me naked when I am out of the shower.
He paused before saying yes.
Many times.
Again he paused before saying yes.
Have you seen me naked other times
Yes.
Have you seen me today and tonight.
Yes.
She asked, so why are you uncomfortable. He said, honey I'm not at all, I just thought you may be. She laughed and said, I have never been uncomfortable around you. I was about to speak and break this love fest. My wife took the bottom of her tshirt and lifted over her head and off. She's standing facing us topless. He nipples pointing straight ahead and hard. She smiled and said anybody want to leave before I complete this dare. Funny but neither of us said anything. I nodded no and dad just took a sip from his drink. My wife, I'm sure stalling said, good idea and picked up her drink from the floor and killed it as we stared at bare tits. She put the drink down and immediately pulled her boxers to the floor and moved them to the side with her foot. Completely naked facing us from three feet she said, anyone uncomfortable at me doing the dare. We both responded no. Rather than head to the door she started rotating in front of the fire. She said, I need to get hot before. I was shocked at my dad's response. He said, no need. She smiled at him and said, aww that's sweet. She said now. She walked to the door turned to us smiling and out she went. We could hear her squealing. We saw her pass the window heading up the hill running, holding her tits.
I look at dad. I ask are you OK. He asked, how long has she known I watched her after the shower. I said years. He responded really. I said, she said she looks at you as her dad and did not care what you saw just what you think of her. I said, why do you think she wanted to go mudding the second time. She said that if you did not mind seeing her naked, she didn't care either. Her example was when i walk through the house naked after mudding she could too. He asked, what do you think. I said, you know I'm not the modest jealous type. He said, it's been fun tonight, I really needed the distraction. I said, I guess my naked wife would be distracting. He smiled and said, yes, but a very pretty one too. We could hear her squealing returning. We see her run by the window again holding her tits.
She runs through the door to the fire holding her tits. She is soaking wet and her entire body is bright pink. She starts using my towel dying off and I bring her a fresh on. She is haf laughing as she shakes saying she's freezing. Whether she was trying to give us a show or not I never asked but most of her drying process was done facing us sitting in these chairs. Our heads are about even with her crotch. We are watching her tits bounce and sway as she keeps bouncing as she drys. I look at dad and ask, do you think it's the cold weather that has those nipples that hard. He smiled at me and said definitely. She was still shaking and drying but responded in a shaking voice, assholes and smiled. My wife does this move all the time to dry and wrap her hair. She bends way over at the hips throwing her hair forward and drys it as it hangs and wraps it before standing. I love this. I was not expecting it. She turns facing away, her ass is just a few feet in front just above our faces. Feet wide she bends over throwing her hair over. We are looking at a very wet, very pink pussy and butthole. She is rubbing and drying her hair. I look at dad and say, well are you distracted yet. He never took his eyes off her, he smiled and said, absolutely. Still drying and wrapping her hair still bent over she asked, what are you two saying. I said, nothing just enjoying the distraction.
After who knows how long we at there staring quietly at her pussy, butt hole and her tits hanging and swaying she stands. For the next at least fifteen minutes or more we watched as my wife rotated back and forth naked in front of the fire. After she got warm, she took her glass to the kitchen and returned with a full drink. She asked if she could remain naked in front of the fire. I said that's up to dad. My dad raised an empty glass and said, if I can have one more before bed you can do anything that you please. He is smiling big, drunk. I take his glass. As I walk to the kitchen my wife asked, so how's your Christmas week. He said, you two have made my week the best ever.
I made his water with a splash and me the same. I returned with them talking. We sat there for over another hour talking and visiting. After the first twenty minutes or so she ended up sitting on the floor in varying positions never covering facing us. As we let the fire go out we were saying our goodnight. Dad said, thank you two. I said for what. Dad said, for making me feel young again. For including me in your dares. For making me remember what it like to have fun. Again my wife wanted to cry. Still naked she gave him a full on naked hug. She said, thank you for having fun with us. We love you. He then gave my naked wife a hug and said I love you too.
We walk to our bedroom door. As dad walked away my wife said, you know you can always come in and talk to me when I get out of the shower. Dad smiled and said, duly noted.
My wife was so aroused we ended up having sex all over that bedroom. Thank God for alcohol penis.
Friday was 9 degrees. We spent the whole day in the house. Dad and my wife both had massive hangovers. The only mention of the night before I had with my dad was when I asked him if the hangover was worth the previous night. He was back to his one word responses. Absolutely. Roads cleared by Christmas eve. I got a pat on the back from my brother for getting dad drunk. I got an ass chewing from my sister. We left around noon headed home. My wife and I got to catch up in private. All things that I've written were really the same as she told. The only add was when she and dad visited alone Saturday morning.
She said she was worried that he would have a problem after and that he would have a problem that she remained naked on show for us the remainder of the night. I asked if she got more than one word answers. She said yes. She said they sat in the front den drinking coffee. She pretty much asked if he was disappointed in her behavior. He said that he was not at all. He really needed us. He repeated that the two of us are perfect for each other and he had wanted to have a night of drinking but did not want to do it alone. He did ask her if she was a nudist. She said she laughed but told him no. I was surprised at how honest she was with him. She told him she's more of an exhibitionist and enjoyed the reactions she received. He asked if he had the appropriate reactions. She asked, did you look and keep looking. Ok. She asked if this made him think of her differently. He said it only makes him look forward to our visits more. She said that he even told her that he enjoyed her naked hug. She said that embarrassed her a little.
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