My favorite was when my daughter was in HS, she was tall 5'10", and very pretty, she was all-state in soccer, so athletic. It school one day she bent over slightly to get a sip of water from a fountain, a boy, encouraged by two other idiots, tried to slide on his back to look up my daughter's dress. My daughter, who was wearing gym shorts under her skirt, saw what was going on and kicked him in the ribs. It hurt, she said, she walked away while the peeper was crumbled on the floor.
We didn't find out until dinner when my daughter said "I did something today, I may be in trouble", She went on to explain what happened at the fountain. She said she was worried that he was really hurt. I was just going over the incident when our phone rang, he wanted to talk to me (I'm figuring he wants to sue us). He calmly asked if I was aware of the incident, I told him that I had just found out, he explained that they were at the ER due to his son's broken rib. He explained that he thinks he has the truth from his son, he said he is very disappointed in his son's behavior and as far as he is concerned, he got what's coming to him. With a dad like that, maybe he'll turn out ok.
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