Had a long weekend and the wife and I went at it at least twice each day instead of the regular once a day (even after 20 years!)...and longer sessions all over the house as we were home alone during the day. I said, "I hope you don't have a hard time walking on your girls' day this weekend!" and my wife didn't say anything.
Well, Sunday afternoon came, and she left for an outing with her mom, sister, and some friends.
She was having a hard time walking from all the deep sex...her MOM noticed! I asked my wife how the conversation went down, and she said her mom asked her why she was walking funny, and my wife said that she was honest and told everyone why.
Then her mom said, "Oh, I remember those days!" And one of her friends said, "I couldn't walk last week!"
Her other friend understood by her facial expressions but didn't say anything, but her sister asked, "What are you all talking about?" They explained, and her sister said, "Oh, that has never happened. I have never felt anything inside me during sex," (she has only had one partner--her husband), then she said, "We haven't even had sex in 4 years because we are done having kids. Why would you still have sex when you are done having kids?"
My wife said things got VERY silent for the next hour or so after that--the mood was extremely uncomfortable.
We all know my wife's sister is a huge prude, and we sort of knew that she was a "sex is only for having babies" type super religious person, but we never expected it to be that extreme, let alone hear her say it out loud!!
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