A bit of a funny story...
About 15 years ago my wife and I went to a strip club with some of our friends.
There was a stripper there, that was probably 5'10" and 220lbs, nothing but pure muscle. She was absolutely ripped, which definitely not my thing.
Anyways, my wife thought it would be funny to buy me a private dance with her!
I declined, but the stripper literally pulled me from my chair and drug me to the private room. My wife went in with us and watched.
Once in the room, she literally flung me in a chair and started dancing in front of me. At this point she was topless but still wearing a bikini bottom. I look over at my wife, who is laughing her ass off and cheering on the stripper.
I guess while I was staring at my wife, the stripper had removed her bottom, and the next thing I know, she's humping my thigh while thrusting around and moaning. As she is grinding away, I start noticing a hard lump, and I swear I thought I was going to look down and see a penis.... I started panicking, but luckily, the song ended, and my dance was over. When she stood up, I realized she didn't have a penis, but she had the biggest clit I have ever seen in my whole life. It stuck out a good 2"!
When my wife seen it she was like
So we get back and join our friends, who start pointing and laughing at my jeans. I look down, and there's a huge wet snail trail going down my thigh...