Few years ago my wife and I returned from Europe. Our flight landed in the middle of the night like 3 am. The weather was also bad with snowy road conditions. We could not for the life of us connect to an Uber or a Lyft to get home. My wife and I are both exhausted from the flight and just want to lay in bed at home.
I call one of my close buddies who lived sort of close to the airport who sometimes is up late playing video games. On this night he was sleeping but he answered his phone. I agreed to come pick us up and drive us home - I didn't even need to entice him. He's just one of those overall good, selfless friends.
On the drive home my wife and I are thanking him for doing this for us. He's giving us the, "gee shucks no big deal guy" route. Even though it was a big deal. I jokingly blurted out "Wifey will give you a blowjob for the ride." My friend and I both laughed. My wife waited for our chuckles to die down and said somewhat matter-of-factly, "Honestly - you'll have to wait until I'm ready - but I do owe you one for this ride." My friend and I laughed again. The only thing was that when I said it, it was obviously a joke. When my wife said it, she sounded dead serious because she was so tired and just wanted to get home.
So for a year or two after this it was mostly treated as an inside joke between the three of us. But starting this past summer my buddy has been getting more serious about bringing it up and trying to cash in. He brings it up with me every time it's just him and I. He's pretending like he's still joking but I know he isn't, he's trying to get it to happen.
And just last month we were all out at the bars in a big group and he talked to my wife about it with her for 20 minutes. He even offered to take her out to dinner and get a nice hotel room - which started freaking my wife out a little. And now when she's trying to ask me how she can get out of doing this my only response is, "Oh just do it for him, who care." And I remind her that she wasn't actually joking when she said it.
The hot part of all this is that my wife is beautiful. Like a legit 9.0+ out of 10. My buddy is overweight, adult acne, neckbeard every, back hair everywhere. The idea of my wife giving him a blowjob just does it for me for some reason.
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