1. "I want you to display a nude photo of me at your office. You choose the picture but it has to be full naked, and you have to hang it where your secretary will see it."
2. (Upon arriving at a friend's house for dinner with 3 other couples, my wife in an extremely short skirt) "OMG, I forgot to put panties on! Too late now, we have to go in."
3. (While we were first dating) "I went to a halloween party last night with ------, and I was the only one naked."
Last edited by MFN; 10-28-2022 at 12:25 PM.
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