Wife usually has to control her volume. If she really let it go, which she did earlier this year, it's like other stories on this thread.
But I was once with a lass so loud and so bizarre the sound that it was all I could do to not laugh hysterically. And because she was a virgin I didn't want to discourage her. We did get a knock on the door though and the staff at the love hotel wanted to check that the lass was okay. She had to tell them she was okay. She asked me about it and I made up a story that they just were doing a random check (It was her first time in a love hotel as well). No way I was telling her because of how loud she was, she'd have been mortified.
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