We have friends who were old neighbors until the guy was transferred hundreds of miles away, occasionally we visit each other just to catch up. They were staying with us for a few days, the guy, Vernon, was still a smoker, so we kept a chair and an ashtray outside on the patio area where he could indulge.
Our bedroom window faces out into the backyard, over that window are bamboo shades, once I was back there when the bedroom light was on and the shades hid nothing, I didn't think much of it because it's a fenced in area, the window is not in Vernon's smoking spot.
I have a suspicious mind, we were all watching a football game one night, at halftime my wife said she was going to take a shower, a few minutes later Vernon went out back to smoke, I tucked that away in the back of my mind. The next morning I was in the back and I noticed cigarette ashes on the ground in an area where you could see into the window. I went in, my wife was getting dressed in the bedroom, I told her that I thought Vernon might be getting a show when she undressed. She blushed, she said he has, and she has known for a while, she has caught a glimpse of his glowing cigarette a few times. She said it turned her on to have him peeking, she even made a point of undressing in the bedroom instead of the bathroom. My wife has an exhibitionist streak in her, as long as it looks like she is innocent. It turned me on when she did things like that, so Vernon (real name), you dog, we're on to you.
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