This seems as good a place as any to put this though it could probably go a couple places. It happened around five years ago but I was just reminded of it because I drove past the hotel on my way home from an out of town cattleman's event.
I was speaking/putting on a workshop at an arson investigation conference out of town and stayed at a fairly nice hotel. I will not say which one but the name makes you think of a place you might go if you get in trouble while visiting a foreign country and most of the rooms have more than one room

Anyway I checked in late afternoon just before dinner time. I was given my key card and decided to drop my stuff in my room before going to meet some folks at a brewery for dinner. I went in the door and immediately thought it was odd that all the lights were on. To give you an idea of the layout, you come into a sitting area with a couch, desk, TV, and table. There is a short hallway with a bathroom on the left and a counter with a sink, fridge, microwave... on the right. On the other end of the hall is the bedroom.
Anyway, I was about a foot in the door and was about to close it when this 40ish lady came out of the bathroom wearing only a towel on her head presumably just having showered. She saw me and kind of froze as did I for what seemed like several seconds but was probably only a fraction of a second. Then she let out kind of yell I guess you could call it, put her hands over her tits and ran back into the bathroom. I moved about the same time and retreated out the door calling out some kind of apology as I closed the door.
It was brief but I have the image seared into my mind to this day. I can close my eyes and replay it from the time she came into view to when she went out of view. She was very fit and athletic looking. She was blond and I do not know if it was rug matched the d****s because she was shaved smooth. Her labia hung out her slit a bit but not a crazy amount. She had a C-section scar but a fairly tight belly. Her tits were probably a large B or small C with a bit of sag to them but not that much considering her age and the fact she was clearly a mother (based on the scar). All said she looked amazing. I did not see her again the rest of my stay. The hotel said they were very sorry and that their computer said the room was unoccupied. The gave me a new room and a coupon for free drinks from the hotel bar to "make up for it". It was awkward but the view made up for it
