sl*t wife
One night after a MNF game, my 4 buddies and I all went out for a soak in the hot tub. Our team had lost and we were all uptight over the result. Suddenly my wife shows up with 5 margaritas on a tray and passes them out. Not only does she make a great margarita, she knows how to deliver it. She had on a midriff fence net top with no bra and her tits poking out of the net. On the lower half, she had a very short school girl black pleated skirt and was commando. Her ass cheeks were peeking her. When as she reached the back door, she turned and gave the guys that come and get me smile and wink. The guys all tried to get me to invite her into the hot tub with us. I told them that they must be kidding. Four naked guys, all with hard dicks awaiting. I told them that she knew better than that. They all agreed that she did and would drink her drink in the house. Just as we finished the first margarita, here she came with 5 more on the platter. She still was dressed the same. All the guys had their tongues out as she served them. And although she makes a great margarita, I think the tongues hanging and dripping out of their mouths were for her and her body.
Just as we were about half way finished with our margaritas, here comes my wife again with her drink in hand. However, this time she was naked as hell. I said that I knew Tequila makes her clothes fall off, but wasn't she taking it a little far this time. She didn't answer, but, instead , climbed into the hot tub to the delight of my 4 buddies. Initially, all of my buds were true gentlemen (except for their eyes staring at her magnificent boobies), but their hands stayed in proper places. Everyone made ridiculous small talk and laughed nervously while finishing their second drinks. I then told my wife that it was time for her to crawl out of the tub, and get us all a third margarita. She replied that it was actually my turn to mix the drinks and the recipe was on the kitchen counter. I reluctantly crawled out of the tub and went into the house to mix the drinks. I was a little afraid that my wife was in for some hand fondling, but she had experienced that before when naked in a group of men.
Since I am not a very experienced bartender at mixing drinks that require mix and various varieties of alcohol, I was in the kitchen a good while. And our blender could only mix a maximum of three margaritas at a time. So I placed the drinks on the platter and began carrying them carefully out to my devoted wife and great buddies. As I rounded the corner of the house heading for the hot tub, I could see my wife with her feet upon the upper sides of the tub while straddling one of my buddies face to face and humping like there wasn't tomorrow. I said, "Ted, I don't know whether you can break away, but I have your drink here. Ted replied, "Just a minute, and I'll get it." I said, "Sure, you son-of- a-b*tch." My wife stopped humping him just long enough to say, "Aw don't get mad at Ted, I talked him into it -- just as I did Frank and Tom." I looked at them, and they returned half smiles with shit eating grins. I said, "Well, is Bill the only friend I can count on?" My wife responded that Bill was next after Ted. I looked over at Bill, and he said, "But only if you don't mind." I looked at him like I could kill him, but said, "If she wants to do you, go ahead. She probably would do you eventually anyway. And after she finished with Ted, she sure enough did Bill. Then she turned to me and said, "Well now, how about you?" I responded that somehow it just didn't seem right that a husband would get fifths. She said, "Oh, no, now don't be mad. Come on in and sit on the side of the tub facing me, and I will give you something nobody else has gotten tonight." It didn't seem right for me to be the only unsatisfied guy there, so I did as she said. She leaned down facing me and took my dick into her warm mouth and began to stroke it. Pretty soon I was at full staff. Then she threw her feet up on the tub's sides and straddled me and gave ne the same finish as the other guys. of course, the other guys watched the whole process and were totally turned on. However, I sent them packing after that and said for them to use some soap at home for the remainder of that night.
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