[piecenick]

This young lady worked for me, Bonnie, I'm sure I've posted about her before, she was very country, very down to earth. We had a lawsuit coming up and the lawyers needed some old documents, we had a storage shed next to the office where all of the outdated records were kept. It was no fun to go in there to find something because there were bugs, we kept it sprayed, but there were still some.

I go over with Bonnie to help her with the search, Bonnie makes no bones that she hates spiders, I told her the bug bomb killed them all. Bonnie is wearing jeans and a button up blouse, suddenly she screams that a roach went up the leg of her jeans, she is swatting her legs and in a panic. She kicks off her shoes and off come the jeans, she throws the jeans at me and tells me to find the roach, she is standing there in her white bikini panties hyperventilating. I'm turning the jeans inside out looking for the roach, now she says she felt in on her back, off come the blouse, there the bugger was on her back next to her bra strap. I just knock it off and step on it.

Bonnie is not the most modest woman in the world, but she stands there checking her blouse and jeans for more critters, I try to leave to give her privacy to get dressed, but she is having none of that, stat where you are, 'you've seen women in there undies".

I'll give her credit, she got dressed and kept searching until we found the docs.