My wife had a friend, Jane, who was a nice person, moderately attractive, but very shy and little self-confidence. She is a HS teacher, so for a fairly petite woman she has a big voice, I guess she has the penetrate that teen mental fog her students are in. If my wife is talking to her on the phone I don't have to eavesdrop to hear both sides of the conversation.
One time I was reading a book, my wife was in the next room on the phone with Jane, they are talking about teaching and I hear something about an operation Jane is having during break, it sounds like plastic surgery, Jane is too young for a face lift, her boobs are neither too big or too small, I'm a little curious, so I'm paying attention more than usual, then I hear "down there" and "labiaplasty". Whoa, sure didn't expect to hear that, Jane has not had a serious BF since she was engaged to a guy, she broke it off because, I was told, he had drug issues.
I wait until my wife gets off the phone, I tell her I couldn't help hearing what I heard, she looks a little miffed and say that Jane has always been self-conscience about her labia since her fiancé made jokes, calling them 'meat curtains', what a jerk. So she having this surgery to have them reduced. I had to ask my wife if she had ever seen them, she had while changing swimsuits and sharing a shower room. Now my wife is an outie herself, which I love to play with, my wife said if I liked to play with hers, I would love Jane's.
My wife thought Jane was being silly because of that one comment, I offered to help Jane by taking a look and telling her how hot she was, my wife didn't think that was a good suggestion. Women should know that I have never heard one negative comment about pussy, men don't care as long as they are having fun. But I'd still like to see the before/after pics.
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