[Fox Mulder]

Here's some moving things. However, they may not move until you click on them. Just saying.

Likely Captions...or you can invent your own:

1. As part of our breast cancer awareness crusade, I Love You Funny Face would like to remind women to do breast self examinations. We would also like to remind you to let us watch.

2. Better yet, let us do the exams.

3. There is also the sway examination for busty women. If you hear a rattle, get checked. If you get a guy to help, remind him not to get his fingers in there when the equipment is moving. Crushed fingers may result.

4. August was pretty rough. We all need to see this.

5. Then there was that Trek episode where Riker's mind was taken over by a woman smelling, horny alien entity.