You're the most understanding boyfriend, ever! I mean, another guy would have been REALLY upset after I drove his brand new Corvette off that pier, but not you. You completely forgave me, and all you asked for were some nude photos of me posing at the edge of this cliff. Well, you got it, babe. What's that? Move back a little? Sure, how's this? Move back a little more? Okay, how's thi....
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