Back during college, I had been flirting with some girl I met through some facebook app a few states away. I was about to go abroad for the fall semester and had been having a particularly dry summer, so I convinced her to meet me at a hotel the state between us for a bit of fun.
Everything went the according to plan the night of and we got busy and slept soundly, in that order. The next morning, we started fooling around before check-out when she busted out a set of handcuffs, ran it through the bed frame and locked us together,completely naked. About a minute after she did that, there was a knock on the door from a maid and we both frantically started shouting for her to come back later. The maid got the message and didn't see anything, but it came pretty damn close.
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