Last night our department secretary sent me a SnapChat video of her doing six topless jumping jacks. We are friends and share the same type of dark humor. We send each other politically incorrect memes on snapchat and make off color jokes but other than stuff like that neither of us has ever sent anything personally revealing, had any physical contact at work, or anything else along that road. I was shocked when the video showed up out of the blue around 23:00. She was clearly drunk. She followed the video with a message a little later saying, "tequila makes my clothes fall off." I will admit I did re-watch it a few times though I did not save it because that will send a notification on Snap and could lead to problems. It was super hot though. She is a little on the thick side but not obese or ugly. She is 41 so about the same age as me. She has larger boobs though I am not exactly sure what size and being Hispanic with black hair she has darker brown nipples. It was kind of mesmerizing. Rather than bouncing straight up and down, her boobs kind of swung in a circular pattern up and down for a lack of better way of describing it. It made my night.
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