Last week, my wife and I were shopping and she spotted a woman wearing a thin dress, clearly braless, and her shoulder exposed. My wife said, quite loudly, "she is so sexy!" and stared. The woman turned around and looked like she saw a ghost when she saw my wife staring at her boobs. She quickly got away from us.
I told my wife that I didn't even notice.
My wife said, "Well, too bad you didn't notice because she was soooooooooooooooo sexyyyyyyy," and my wife sounded like she was in a big brain fog.
Two days later or so, I asked my wife what she thought was so sexy about the woman, and my wife said that she had no idea what I was talking about.
Huh.
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