[AnonGirlTN]

OMG thank you for sharing that. That was funny as he'll. You're so right about how we react too!

I'm still laughing!!

Originally Posted by Countrylivin

Here's a first.

It's hot as elephant balls here so I decided to take a half day off yesterday. Wife out with friends so a quiet lunch and afternoon at home in the air-conditioning. I get a call from Tim. Read earlier account of Tim accidentally seeing my wife exposed then a set up by my wife with my encouragement. Tim and his wife are vacationing at home this week. He saw me getting home as he drove by and was checking if everything was OK. I explained my half day. He started telling me about Sunday how they started their vacation outside and Jen actually tanned and spent the afternoon topless. They have no neighbors to worry about.

Jen is very conservative so this is an accomplishment for Tim. Other than the pictures he allowed me to see of her in various nude positions I have never seen her in less than a conservative bikini. Tim went on to say he is headed to the store for supplies and her favorite liquor (Gin). We chatted for awhile.

I have lunch and relax to a drink and movie. Mid afternoon I get a call from a drunk Tim. He is talking fast. Jen was inside and he said he has her drunk and agreed to a naked day. I say sounds nice. He said, wanna see Jen naked. Who am I to turn down a naked picture. I said sure. He said give it fifteen minutes and come over. Go to the kitchen window. He hung up. I literally jump up and get ready to leave watching the time for fifteen minutes. I pull up to his house and enter the front door, head straight to the kitchen. I look outside. They have a large concrete patio out the back sliding door.

I look out the window and Jen is standing at the table naked making a drink. Jen is very attractive with C cup tits. The prettiest pink nipples. She has shoulder length brown hair and a trimmed landing strip to match. She has a distinctive tan line from her bikini. The white tits and pink nipples contrast with her tan. The same with her bottoms. I am immediately hard. Tim is sitting in a large Adirondack chair with his back to me. Jen sits in the one facing Tim (and me). She is shinning in the sun with sunscreen. She sits with legs crossed. I am fixated on her tits and face. I assume at Tim's request she uncrossed her legs and opened them wide. I am staring at her hairless pussy. I spend a good minute taking in every detail of her pussy and tits. She is drinking, talking and laughing.

I decide to leave before getting caught. I slowly back away and quietly exit. I get home and text Tim one word, AMAZING. Not a proud moment but while I still had the mental picture of Jen in my mind I went straight to stroking one out, and it did not take long. Later I get another call, Jen had gone inside. Tim wanted to hear everything in detail. He said I should come back to get my saw and drill he borrowed. Surprise Jen. I agreed. Later I received a text, now.

I head back. I walk around the house. Tim is in the chair on his phone. Jen is laying flat on a tanning chair in the middle of the patio. I walk straight to the front of the patio a few feet from the bottom of her chair. I'm looking down at her laying flat, tits up and legs open pussy on display. I take in the view for a few seconds then clear my throat and say to Tim, didn't mean to disrupt your vacation but can I get my drill and saw. Jen looked up and actually smiled to greet me until she realized her nakedness. Panic set in. She is drunk scrambling trying to cover herself and get up at the same time. I'm taking it in. She stands attempting to cover backing up to the door.

She kept saying, I'm sorry, I'm naked. It's funny how women chose to cover. Rather than turn her butt to me. She took her hand away from her pussy and pulled the sliding door open and darted inside. Tim and I went to his shop. He was laughing the whole time. I said I hope you find it this funny when she sobers up and is mad. He just blew it off saying shit happens.

Summary. My wife arrived home. I told her about my intrusion on Tim and Jens vacation. I only relayed the second trip. She also found it funny. She said she would check on Jen later. Tim called later. I was right. She was initially angry and embarrassed not so much after talking to my wife. Tim again had me give as many details as I could since there was no rush to the call. I did tell him I had to stroke one out to my first viewing. He said he's done many to the memory of my wife.