OK so I guess this goes as good here as anywhere. I am not normally a sadistic person but I got pleasure or at least satisfaction in a karma sort of way in someone's pain and misery in this case. I have made no secret about the fact that I am a firefighter and in this job I have seen some of the worst shit you can see maybe short of actual combat. I have seen so many people killed by drunk drivers and most of the DUI folks do not get hurt and get off easy. I would make it a capital crime and execute the mother fuckers but I am getting off task.
We had a call a few weeks ago where a drunk (blew a .19) chick crossed the line on a rural country road and took out a motorcycle head on. The biker's left arm was ripped off and ended up in the driver's lap and a bunch his lungs, intestine, and in general guts ended up covering the driver. The first karma, she was freaking out because she was covered in his gore. I hosed her off with a fire hose (kept the pressure low). She didn't seem to care that she had just killed someone, she was more concerned with getting him off her. Now she was maybe 5'2" and 105 pounds with fake tits. She was 20 years old. She of course not hurt at all other than a few scratches from broken glass that did not require treatment. When the highway patrol got there the breathalyzed her and put her in handcuffs then for some reason rather than put her in the back of the car, had her standing there. Now I should describe her outfit as it is relevant to the story... she was wearing a black tube dress that was super short and sat just on top of her boobs with kind of wedge heel type shoes.
Anyway, the highway patrol officer that was standing with her and searching her bag turned his back on her and she took off running down this dirt farm road. They did not even really chase her just kind of fast walked in the direction she went. She made it about 200' and tripped probably from a combination of being drunk and the shoes. Remember her hands were cuffed behind her back so she really ate shit. She kind of slid forward a bit and her dress slipped down below her boobs. To make it even better she fell on a patch of puncture vine. If you don't know what that is, look it up but the plant gets its name because the stickers will puncture tires. She actually had stickers stuck in her boobs, the side of her face and one of her arms. Anyways when the officers got to her and pulled her up she became combative and bit one of them. In the scuffle/fall/getting up, her dress went up around her waist exposing her red G-string panty. The officers stood her up and made no attempt to fix her dress and make her decent. They did not remove the stickers that were still stuck to her. They marched her back to the scene. Her dress kind of worked its way back down semi covering the lower area though the bottom half of her ass was still on display and her tits were still out. She was yelling bloody murder (seriously no pun intended) about the stickers and being exposed. I really wish I was allowed to take pictures on scene but for professional reasons obviously we are not allowed. They put her in a female officer's car with her tits still on display. She was trying to sit in there so they did not show. I got cleared from the scene shortly thereafter and the officers had not left yet so I do not know what happened after that.
I normally would never share patient details but she was not a patient because we rendered no medical aid to her other than hosing her down and she had just killed that poor guy so fuck her. I should feel ashamed for getting satisfaction for her misery but I feel no pity. I thought I would share because the story does involve T&A though it is not particularly erotic and was really not a turn on. So there you go... FUCK drunk drivers
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