While maybe not titillating at all, my story shows how much the world we live in has changed.
I graduated high school in the summer of 1977 but before graduation, the band and the choir held an early summer program. Myself and a buddy decided it would be fun to give people something to remember and streak somehow during the concert. After glimpsing a couple of rehearsals and observing the setup process, we knew the choir would be on the stage and the band would be set up on the floor in front of the stage. Working part-time at the school, I knew there were stairs to the stage on each side to the front and closet/dressing rooms on each side of the stage to the rear. I had keys to those rooms, so the setup was perfect.
On the night of the concert, my buddy and I locked ourselves in the room at stage right and waited. About 45 minutes into the concert we figured it was time so we put on our "Zorro" masks, stripped down and busted through the door! We ran across the stage in front of the audience, where we stopped to do a jumping jack or two, down the stairs and out a side door to the parking lot. We ran across that to a storage shed on the ball field, where we had stashed a set of clothes. We were never caught, although we were heavily suspected!
The point is, had we been caught, we might have been forbidden to participate in graduation ceremonies and may have risked a fine for indecent exposure but in today's world we would have ended up on the sex offender registry, labeling us perverts for life, years of court appointed psychological counseling and who knows what else. Our lives would be ruined over some harmless fun.
