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Old 07-03-2022, 05:17 PM
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Default Happy Independence Day

1. I wonder how they trained it to stay on top of head. 2. The pursuit of happiness? I thought it said CRAPPINESS. I based my whole presidency on that. 3. You buy your suits at Orson's Fat and Dumpy, too? 4. All agents, this is a code orange. Deploy nets and canine units...it's trying to make a run for it again. 5. Let's see now...24 Big Macs, 15 cheeseburgers, 12 large fries, and 4 gallons of diet Coke. Anyone else having anything?

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