Not sex, but one of my wife’s best friends jerked me off outside a nightclub…
I first met my wife in 2000. We worked together as she had a summer job before finishing uni. We flirted a bit, went out a couple of times but I wasn’t interested in the whole relationship thing.
Fast forward 3 years and she’s engaged and living with her fiancé. We’re still in regular, semi-flirty touch and when I had a work night out in the City Centre that coincided with her and her friends being out, we agreed to meet up.
Abandoning my dull work colleagues, I met her and 3 of her fellow teachers at a City Centre bar, moving onto a club as we approached midnight.
One of her friends, Helen was a quiet, pretty girl who also with her fiancé just outside of town.
Helen was flirty and drunk. I was….well the usual me who, after 3 years single was fully into the “shag anyone” approach. As the night wore on it was just me, Helen and my future wife left. We danced, we drank, we flirted. When it was just me and Helen on the dance floor I made my moved and we spent a few mins kissing with the usual arse grabbing/grinding.
Outside the club, as we waiting for a taxi my future missus disappeared to get some money for the ride home, Helen gave me a drunken hand job in the back alley.
We all jumped in the taxi back to Helen’s where her fiancé was surprised to see me (especially as he knew Rach’a fiancé as they did a lot as a foursome) but I waved off his worries by saying I was “just a friend” and obviously he knew nothing of the fact his wife to be had just jerked me off.
So, fast forward 12 months. Helen & Andy are getting married, Rach and I are now an item after she and I both saw sense. Rach knows all about the hand job and refers to it regularly- half in jest, half in mild annoyance/jealousy.
Helen knows. I know. Rach knows. Andy knows nothing.
We are at their wedding, Helen is super nervous around me. The one time in her life she touches a dick that isn’t Andy’s and instead of never seeing me again, here I am part of their lives for every more.
So, fast forward another 15 years. Rach and Helen no longer work together but are still great friends. We occasionally meet as a foursome, or with our kids in tow for family activities. Rach is still always a bit jumpy round me, Andy still oblivious. My wife eyes me suspiciously if I ever get flirty with Helen….
Who knows, I might ask her for an encore one of these days
