My wife and I got a good laugh out of this so I guess I will put it here. I just found out I have fucked a cousin... more times than I can count...
A couple months ago my wife's family invited us to a family reunion. They usually have one once per year but it has been a few years due to covid. We said we would go. Then a couple weeks later my mom said there was a family reunion for a branch of her family which happened to be on the same day. I said we could not go because we had already agreed to go to the one on my wife's side of the family. I really did not care because I really do not know this branch of the family. I did not get any info about where as it seemed pointless.
Fast forward to my wife's family reunion. We pull into the parking lot of the community center they rented and I saw my dad's truck in the parking lot. It is impossible to mistake because it has his cattle brand on the back. I was thinking "why the fuck are my parents here???" We went in and my mom who was near the door saw us and said something about thinking we could not make it. I told her this was my wife's family reunion and asked what they were doing here thinking it was some kind of joke. Turns out our great great great grandmothers were half sisters. My wife's great great great grandfather was killed in the civil war and our great great great grandmother remarried to my great great great grandfather. This makes my wife and I half 5th cousins by my calculation. Everyone got a good laugh out of it.
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