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Old 05-04-2022, 02:35 PM
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When my wife and I were dating she lived in a basement suite of a house. On the main floor above her was a handi-capped man. He was lower functioning, IQ’ wise. One night I am at my girlfriends watching some TV. From above you hear a that sound starts up. Easily recognized the rhythm of some one doing a decent job on a noisy bed. Girlfriend says there’s that noise again, I wish he would stop. As she starts banging on her ceiling with a broom stick she says “what the hell is he doing up there?” I looked at her incredulously and asked “what do you think they’re doing up there?” Then it struck her - it never dawned on her that lower functioning people have sex too! She was SOOOO embarrassed.
Gotta give the guy credit- sounded like he was trying to walk the bed across the floor he was pounding her so good.
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