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Old 05-01-2022, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by 1michael View Post
My wife is a playful person with a great sense of humor and she enjoy having Tricks done on me or on other friends~ So with all of the naughty things she does without any embarrassment or her part, I know a few things that really gets her Embarrassed and timid when we're around other couples or friends!
When I know that we'll match up with other spouses, I'll got over to the guy and tell him a deep secret on a favor that he can do for me! He'll know its all in FUN and that anybody there will get a huge hick out of it too~
Then while I'm matching up with the guys wife or another wife, I'll tell her what's going to happen just so we don't get to involved into things and miss out on the action!
If it was me doing some naughty play with my wife, she'll catch on fast cause she knows I do it to her plenty of times and it get her upset and pissed off at me!
I've tried this on a few other women, but for some reason I haven't found anybody else except for my wife that it works on so great!
So this is what I asked the guy to do: While he is going down on her and eating out her pussy, I asked him to blow some Air on that same area but then go closer and blow plenty of Air inside her too!
For some reason the Air seems to get trapped inside her and just stays there in a huge pocket until she has a sudden rapid body movement!
Then when she does, the Air rushes out thru her puffy lips just like that coming out of a balloon filled with Air!
That large amount of Air coming out sounds like she ate a can of Beans and now has to do a super Fart.
When that happens, she'll break away and cover her lips with her hands to try and muffle the sounds!
Her face turns bright RED and she'll try to explain to everybody just what happed and that she is not Farting~!!
Then she'll look over at me and say You told him to do that just to Embarrass me, but I'll get back at you another day! lol
Like I said, the many things my wife does won't embarrass her but making Farting sounds with others around does the Trick!
She did many on Me, but plenty of them worked out well in my favor lol~
Never blow air into a vagina. It can result in serious injury or death. Air embolism.
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