Concerts
Definitely concerts....
The first was walking out of a Ted Nugent concert in Detroit many yeas ago. Everyone was walking out of the amphitheater and towards the parking lot, huge throngs of people. I threaded my way between a couple cars and there was a girl standing there looking down, and her super cute young brunette friend, obviously completely hammered, was squatter down with her shorts around her knees taking a piss. The firend was like "what are you doing?" and the drunk girl was laughing and just said "I really had to peeeeeee...". She was squatted down so low her bare ass was pretty much resting on her heels, knees up, and her feet and ankles were spread apart so she didn't pee on her shoes. This posture meant that her pussy and landing strip were very prominently displayed as she sprayed piss onto the ground in front of her. There were plenty of headlights lighting up the parking lot so her pussy was in full, well lit view. I'll never forget that. And yes, there are in fact hot girls at Ted Nugent concerts LOL
The other was a Jimmy Buffett tailgate. Like good parrotheads we arrived at the parking lot before noon and started drinking along with thousands of other degenerates. They had set up some port o pots along the edge of the woods but they couldn't possibly handle the crush of drunks relieving themselves of gallons of beer. The overflow spilled into the wood lot at the edge of the property and it was packed with people taking a piss and doing whatever else.
After a few drinks I wandered into the woods and couldn't believe how many young women were just squatting down next to a tree or wherever they happened to be and taking a piss. I saw more bare butts and coochies in there than I've ever seen in one place I think. At one point I walked past a guy leaning up against a tree with a girl on her knees in front of him sucking his cock (in broad daylight). A little farther on I still couldn't find a private place so I just said fuck it and unzipped my pants. As I was pissing two young twentysomething girls stumbled right up in front of me, both looked at my cock and one said (very drunkenly) "ohmygod I can see your penishhh".. Then they both dropped their pants and peed right in front of me too.
I'm not into the whole waterworks kink, but I have to say those were both very memorable events!
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