A friend of mine who I always quite fancied was at a house party with me. For some reason the party was mid-week and I had work the next day so I wasn't drinking. Despite going as a larger group it was just me and Annie left by midnight, though there were still quite a few other people we didn't know at the party so we stuck together. By 3am it was just me, Annie and the party host who we knew, so we helped clean up and I offered to give Annie a lift home. She was discussing all the way home about how she's house sitting for her parents while they're away, and how lonely it is... none subtle hints that for some reason flew right over my head at the time! I think it was just the fact I was very tired and had to be up again for work in about 4 hours time.
Anyway, I pulled up outside her house, she hugged me and said goodbye but before opening the door she tapped my knee a couple of times and said 'do you want to come in?'.
'YES! Definitely,' is what I
should have said. But what I actually said was, 'no thanks, I best get home myself'.
'Oh, ok then', she said, sounding slightly disappointed.
The next second or two seemed to last for a lot longer, but I remember her putting her hands round the back of her jeans - at the time I thought she may have just been pulling them up, it was the era of low rise jeans (which I think definitely need to make a come back) - and then she adjusted her bra through her top. She opened the car door, rotated on the seat 90 degrees so her back was to me, leant forward but at the same time pushed her ass back, revealing quite a lot of bum crack and her thong, the top of which was now slightly below the top of her crack. Like I said, all this happened in a couple of seconds, but it all seemed to be in slow motion!
Then she got out of the car, turned round and bent over so she could see me again, and also giving me a wonderful view down her loose fitting top, not only of her slightly oversized bra but her nipples as well. 'Are you sure you don't want to come in?' She asked, again. She knew exactly what she was doing and what she was showing me.
Once again, the right thing to say would have been 'YES!!'. But for some still unknown reason I said 'no, I really need to get home'. She quickly said her goodbyes and walked up her drive.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING?!
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A few years ago I matched with a girl on Tinder. We got along well in our initial chats and eventually arranged to meet up and go for something to eat. Unfortunately when we phoned up to book a table at the restaurant they were fully booked. So I said never mind, just come to mine, we'll order a takeaway and watch a few films. She agreed and came round that evening. Halfway through the film she started fidgeting slightly. I asked if she was ok. 'Oh I'm fine, quite embarrassing really. I went to Victorias Secret yesterday for some new underwear and it's quite uncomfortable'.
Now, what I should have done was ask her about it. She's obviously not that embarrassed to tell me about her underwear so she's obviously wanting a bit of fun too. But no. I can't remember exactly what I said but it was something along the lines of 'oh bummer, you won't be able to take it back will you?'. Instant mood kill!
She wasn't to be deterred though. Later on I mentioned that there was a draught coming under the door and asked her if she could feel it. I know exactly how to set the romance going
She asked 'do you not think we'd be more comfortable watching this in the bedroom?' And, once again, for some unknown reason I said 'nah, it'll be fine, it's not that bad'.
Not too long after she said she needed to get off home as she had an early start the next day so we said our goodbyes and she left. Surprisingly, never saw her again!
I was telling my mate about it a week or so later and how I was completely oblivious to her quite obvious advances. He started laughing, and asked if she was called Kate. 'Err, yeah, how do you know?' Turns out he also matched with her a month or so before, took her home after going out for a meal and actually watched a movie in bed with her. She was showing him her 'new' Victorias Secret underwear under her jeans and he, like me, was completely oblivious to what she was doing!
Poor Kate!