This is hilarious. I can think of two of my female friends who wear anklets on their right ankle and are not looking to play. And I know guys with a black ring (usually in construction so that they break off instead of ripping off the finger) who are not looking to play.
There is a house on the next block with pineapples on their shutters, but they are right-side up. If I ever see them outside, I already plan on telling them that their pineapple shutters are the wrong direction.
