My favourite “Accidental” facial was with a girl from school I was messing around with.
We didn’t like condoms and she wasn’t on birth control (yeah, stupid I know…), so usually I would pull out early and shoot my load over her stomach.
I pulled out once and realised it was a false alarm, but I was super close. She didn’t want me to put it back in, just in case, so she said offered to jerk me off over her.
She quickly got me ready to blow, which I warned her of. She said “that’s ok, just shoot it on me”. I’m a big cummer, even more so back then. I knew she had her angles all wrong and I was about to redecorate the wall behind the end of her family sofa. I tried to warn her but I don’t think she believed me, or understood.
So I just said “Ok
” and let her finish me off.
The first rope flew over her head and made an audible splat on the wall.
The second rope also flew over her head and made an audible splatter on the carpet between the end of the sofa and the wall.
The next caught her square in her right eye, pooling there and gluing it shut.
The following rope perfectly streaked from the corner of her mouth, up the side of her nose, all the way up her forehead and finished in her hair.
She threw her hands up in surprise, leaving me to stroke out the smaller remaining spurts over her belly.
Of course, I found her reaction
hilarious!
I burst out laughing as she lay there with her eyes firmly shot, mouth open like :O, hands in a surrender pose and just gasping in shock.
She did eventually see the funny side of it after the initial shock. I was always in charge of aiming after that!
This all happened in the space of like 90 seconds, but I’ll never forget it.