At university I shared a house with 4 other lads. One had a girlfriend that tbh I didnt like, generally rude, trying to pitch people in the house against each other with little bs stories, using phone, taking whatever food she liked and just basically behaved like she owned the place. Well she took that a little too far as one middle of the night I got up to use the bathroom just as this girl walks out of the of the bathroom completely naked. She froze for a moment, I was wtf, she let out a yelp yelp and shouted something about perv as she was darting past me and back in to her bf's room. My reply was I'm not the one running about a house full of guys with no clothes on!
Next day walking across campus I passed her and said loudly "Hi Kim, I didnt recognize you there for a moment with your clothes on" which got her girl friends asking what that was about but when she told them she seemingly didnt get the support she expected on it being my fault and that maybe she should put on a robe next time she feels nature calling in the night.
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