[Fox Mulder]

Obviously, a LOT of my humor contains references to movies and song lyrics. If you aren't into either, many of my jokes will sail harmlessly over your head. The ones that will hit (and hurt) are the puns. If you dimiss 'Dad Jokes' you're in the wrong place. But there are other, spontaneous jokes that come out of the pictorial circumstances. Sometimes, it's not the situations but the faces that "speak" to me. The first woman here...I saw her and immediately the old British accent I gave her lurched into my head. The same goes for the running Billy Bawb gag. That woman looks like she's just bawling for Billy Bob...and his name comes out sounding like "Baaawb." What would really be fun, is if there was sound. It would be a blast doing the voices, adding appropriate music, etc. Anyway, there was just a little insight into the science of the thread. Of course, some of you might deny science...to your lot, I respectfully say, "Fuck you."