The post linked below brought back memories to share:
Back in the early days of online dating around 2002, I joined several sites, match.com, eharmony, etc. This was also before everyone had a digital camera so not every profile had a picture, or in the case of eharmony, you had to do a lot of work before you could see a picture, if they even had one. Anyway, I was a young good looking army guy right after 9/11 and was getting a lot of attention from the ladies. I had my share of dates that were 8s and 9s. But since some had no pictures and others I put in weeks if not months of effort just to see a pic, and they did too, I also attracted a lot of 1s - 3s. I pretty much ghosted and blocked the first unattractive one when I saw her picture and felt horrible about it, so being a nice guy I didn’t want to do that again.
I came up with a plan to make them want to be the one to decide to reject me. I would tell them that I have to be honest with you and I will understand if I’m not right for you, but I need to lay it all on the table now: I’m a sex addict, I have a small penis, I cum quickly, and I love 69ing. If you aren’t ok with this, I understand.
No surprise, most were not ok and they broke contact, but 3 in particular did not mind. Most the eharmony ones left as it was geared toward sloe mates and marriage. I met in person a girl from match that had no photo. She lived nearby and it was easy to get a bite to eat, we had talked on the phone a few times before, but boy did she misadvertise herself. Perfectly nice innocent girl, a little boring, went to a religious college, and a 1 in my book. Tried my best to be boring and undesirable too hoping she would feel we didn’t click. As we were leaving and heading to our cars, she asked if we should meet again. Aw fuck! I used my line from above, since from everything I knew about her would make her run away.
I was wrong. She was very horny and didn’t mind most of the faults I mentioned and invited me back to her place. I was too nice to say no so I went. She was not a virgin and had a one loser boyfriend before. When we got there, she stripped down and started making out with me. Told me to get naked and lay down too. I reminded her that I was small, and shy about it (which was a partial lie. I’m pretty big when erect, but small looking when soft). She said how is that possible for a sex addict? She had me. I stripped down and lied on the bed, she immediately got on my face and I still smell that nasty odor. This was the first time anyone had attempted to giver her oral, and for good reason. I pushed her hips up and got her pussy off my face and had to tell her that I lied about liking 69. Not sure how it happened, but at the same time my small flaccid cock started growing as she was stroking it. “Looks like you lied about having a small dick too” she said. Within a few seconds, I shot my load all on my stomach and on her hands. “You didn’t lie about being quick I see”. She is now mocking me. I fiddled around with her fat hairy pussy for a while and told her I was tired and left. She did not want another date luckily.
Even though everything about that incident was a disaster and sickening at the time, the memory is pretty amazing spank bank material.
Imagine this girl but hairier:
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