[Beelzebozo]

Had one woman who I pined for a little too much... OK, way too much. We kept falling in and out of contact basically because I had a problem taking 'no' for an answer. I didn't assault her or anything like that, but I was annoying to say the least. I did get lucky in that she modeled for a mutual friend and he put up one of the photos of her topless in the woods from a distance. You can't really see anything, but it definitely held my imagination for a while. Didn't help she'd told me she was stripping in a city halfway across the country.

Fast forward 5 years after our last talk and I'm now happily married and she decides to friend me on LiveJournal and later Facebook. Her LJ includes photos from her home births of each of her kids which she's topless in both (nothing graphic, all were taken afterwards just before she's handed the kid). Not the optimal way to finally see her breasts, but I definitely felt... satisfied? vindicated? a sense of closure? A few years later, she put up a photo of herself after she'd been bodypainted. Very little truly visible, but still worth putting in the collection.

Shortly after that, she kinda went off the deep end, as her new boyfriend was a big conspiracy wacko and she was already flakey in that direction but now getting worse. I called her out when she was talking about some bullshit and she promptly blocked me, later disappearing off of social media all together. Dunno what she's doing now, but I'm sure she's not got a lot of nice things to say about me regardless.