[Fox Mulder]

But instead, we salute the 395th responders, because those guys are lazy slackers, just like us. We appreaciate their attitude of "We'll get there when we get there and not a minute before!" If you're dead when they show up, the fault is your's. You shouldn't go getting yourself sick or injured in the first place, dummy. Let's support our 395th responders. Without them, the First Responders wouldn't get all the great shopping discounts and free coffee.