[winston optic beer]

During a hot tub evening with friends, I saw something that I shouldn't have seen.

Thinking I was alone while everyone was outside in the garden, I walked through a half open door into a large bathroom. I immediately stopped dead at the sight of a fifty something woman sitting on the toilet. It was the wife of a good friend. She was completely naked apart from a one piece that she'd dropped well down below her knees.

Although initially sideways on to me and staring blankly ahead, she didn't miss me coming through the doorway. Visibly preening, she turned her head towards me and gave me her sweetest seductive smile.

Instinct made me mumble an apology and turn away in case anyone took me for a perv. As I walked out, I realised that she wasn't in the least bit embarrassed about me seeing her naked. In fact, she'd enjoyed it and may well have engineered the situation.

Neither of us mentioned it to our partners or the other friends there, so it probably remained our shared secret until sadly she died a few years later.