[Fox Mulder]

If she really loved you, she'd swallow.

Speaking of such, an old girlfriend of mine once ran a marathon. She ran for a ways alongside an older woman who was bonking. My girlfriend handed her a packet of Gu, (Flavored glucos/vitamin packets athletes suck on for energy. It has a slimey consistency) The lady shook her head and declined the gift. "I just can't get used to the texture of that stuff on my tongue!" she explained. My girlfriend replied: "Hey, it's kinda like giving a blow job. Don't think about it. Just swallow." I LOVED that girlfriend!