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Originally Posted by lonmol
Nude woman arrested for public masturbation in Florida. She faces a fine of $10,000, and up to 15 years in jail. The article said that she was thoroughly enjoying herself at a Popeye's restaurant. I believe this may be the first time in human history anyone has ever used that sentence.
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Apparently, it wasn't the first time she was arrested for public masturbation. She was caught once at Popeye's and once at 7-Eleven. If only she'd gone to KFC, they may have hired her as a spokesperson. Their slogan is finger lickin' good, and that one pretty much writes itself. She's a good looking woman, and I'm sure she could make a decent living selling videos of her little "hobby" online (which I bet is exactly what she was doing, but didn't want to say).