My wife and me were walking back from a local bar a long time ago; we lived in an area where there were lots of bars and restaurants. We walked up our road and there, squatting between two cars about 20 yards from our house, was a very attractive, drunk 20 something year old woman with her trousers and panties round her ankles, pissing.
My wife stood next to her and started shouting at this girl, calling her a dirty b*tch, etc as I watched the stream of piss run down the road. The girl just laughed, finished her piss, pulled up her panties and tight jeans, and drunkenly stumbled off back into the Village.
I still masturbate thinking about that many, many years later.
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