[falegname]

My wife likes wearing loose bikinis on the beach.
She usually sunbaths topless, so she doesn't really need a top, and she can adjust her loose bottom as she wants.
Moreover, she can't swim and she's scared of deep water, so she doesn't risk to lose her swimsuit in the waves.

One day, the sun was hot and we went for a dip.
Many people around, so she put her top on.
I went for a swim, and she stopped in the hips-high water, as always.
While swimming far away, I saw her talking with an old guy, in his mid-60s.
Five minutes later, they were still talking.
That was weird, because my wife is not that chatty.

Walking back to our towel, she was amused/embarrassed: "Damn, while I was talking with that guy, the waves pulled my bottom down, and I didn't realize. That's why he had such a big smile on his damned face!!".