My wife
She's not quite brave enough to be leash-led around naked in public (yet), but she has walked around in public multiple times with this fastened to her boot. It's a bone shaped dog-tag that reads "Horny b*tch, property of" my name, which I blotted out. It makes a jingling noise when she walks, and she's visibly embarrassed when out in public, hoping that no one will look down and notice it.
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