Anyone have a good accidental facial story? "Accidentally-on-purpose" stories are acceptable too.
I have one: a while back my partner got a new mini-vibrator. We got right to work trying it out on her mid-day, and she orgasmed in minutes with me kneeling beside her fingering her while she used the vibe on her clit. After she came back down to earth, she said it was my turn to see how the vibe felt. She was on her back while I was straddling her pelvis, pressing my dick hard against her pubic bone while she used the vibrator on me. When I was about to cum I straightened my dick to shoot up her abdomen and really grinded against her. What should have been the first spurt was blocked off by how hard I was grinding on her, so the second spurt was actually the first two combined. And let me tell you, it was huge. The largest single spurt of cum I've ever shot rocketed directly into her left eye and all over her left cheek. I jerked the rest onto her tits and abdomen while both laughing and apologizing. She hates cum for the most part, but even she found the situation hilarious.