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I can think of two occasions when my wife has been the only person naked amongst clothed people.

During the later part of a difficult labour leading to the birth of our first baby, she insisted on being completely naked and uncovered on the bed. Not only was the midwife present, but also unusually the male consultant whom a mutual friend had asked to look after her personally. From what I remember there were also other people coming in to do various jobs including both men and women. I guess she was hot and uncomfortable and thought it was no time for false modesty. As a medical person herself, she would know that none of the hospital staff would give a damn about seeing her in the nude.


The second time was when she posed in a studio for what eventually became a naked calendar. There should have only been the lady photographer, a make artist, a female assistant and me there. However at one point, a couple of random guys accidently blundered in to be confronted by the sight of her standing there full on nude under the lights. They took one long look at her, before they scurried out. As soon as they'd gone, my wife and the photographer burst into fits of laughter.