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The one that I regret to this day, I can't mention because I was under eighteen at the time. The other missed opportunities that come to mind involve my wife.

Very early on in our marriage, she offered me an FMF threesome. The third person she had in mind was one of her friends who was bisexual. As my wife is a selfless person, I thought she might have been trying to please me with something that she really didn't want to do herself. At the time, I was genuinely satisfied with our sex life just as it was, so I didn't take up the offer.

A few years later, we told a couple of close friends that our number one fantasy was to have other people watch us having sex. The lady said that they'd be more than happy to make it reality for us. However, her husband said nothing, so I suspected he wasn't as keen as his wife. Therefore, I didn't pursue it any further with them. In retrospect, I think he was probably just being cautious about too readily admitting he'd like to see my wife naked on the job, in case he looked like a perv.

Another few years further on, we became friends with a couple through our kids' football teams. They were quite sparky and we all got on together really well. One evening at the club dinner, the woman casually lifted her husband's kilt to show my wife his cock. Later, my wife told me all about it. I was quite impressed that the woman would do that. A while afterwards, we talked about the couple again. My wife said that if ever I wanted to try wife swapping, there were the ones to go for because she quite fancied the guy. Much as I liked the woman, I wasn't comfortable with us fucking other people, so I treated her comments as just another one of her risque jokes.