Paintball
This one is rather tame, and is actually based on something I heard about years ago, rather than something I personally experienced. It was told to me 'unprompted' by a guy I know who lives a town over from where this supposedly took place, and while I trust him and know he's not a BSer, I'm still not 100% sure I believe him. Anyway, its nice to imagine the story was true, and wish I had been there!!
The story goes that there was some billionaire in the US (name was given too, but I'll withhold it here) who among other properties, owned a large ranch and 1000's of acres of mountainous/forest land. Every summer, he would invite a large group of his guy friends to the ranch for some horseback riding, BBQing and hanging out. One of the activities one year (or maybe even every year, I dont remember), was a game of paintball in the woods. But rather than pair the men off in teams that squared off against one another, it was an 'every man for himself' kind of format, and rather than shooting at one another, he had hired another group to run around in the forest to be the 'hunted prey'. The hunted prey were attractive, women (strippers, hookers, I dont know) he had hired and paid very handsomely to run around in the woods wearing nothing but their hiking shoes, safety goggles and a smile. The morning of the game, the woman had arrived to one end of the ranch where the guys couldn't see them. The guys were assembled on another part of the ranch and were being outfitted with paint guns and orange paint pellets - at this point they thought they would be squaring off against each other. On the other end of the ranch, the women got into trucks, and were driven a short ways into the woods, and dropped off individually along different parts of the trails. Once the truck stopped to let each woman out, she stripped off her clothes, threw them into the truck and went to go 'hide' and listen for the starter's gun. Before heading out into the woods, the guys were finally told what they were going to be hunting and given a set of rules and safety pointers. The jist of it was that they had to hunt solo or in pairs, and when coming across one of the naked women, shoot them on their bare ass with an orange paintball. First they had to actually physically 'catch her' and then once caught to complete the deed by having her turn around, and stick her white doe tail out at him and allow him to take his shot(s) from like a 100 feet or something. Once completed, they could walk back to the main house and go hang out by the pool - or go do 'something else'. Damm... if only I knew were to get some paint guns and orange paintballs.... I'd have my friends over on my ranch for a game like this every month!
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