[Fox Mulder]

Several alien races have visited Earth and made contact with humans. A few have even taken up residence. An easy race to spot are the Gokivurahfaterians. Since the name is rather long and easily mispronounced, they appear in our reports as the Knit Hats. This, because of their distinctive headwear. Their heads require more heat than Earth generally offers, so they wear these hats year round. You may have noticed a lot of young people starting to wear these hats in the last decade or so. Some, even on summer days. You probably wrote it off as a fashion trend. Nope. You were looking at Gokivurahfaterians. They're a friendly race, as you can see in the photos below. Much more beneficial to humanity than the Noassatalls. You'll spot that alien race from their pants, which sag at the waist, exposing their underwear. Mark "Marky Mark" Wahlberg was the first of the Noassatalls to occupy Earth. He's been acting, uh, poorly ever since...yet somehow he still gets film roles. Enjoy the Knit Hats.