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blog from a student losing her bikini bottoms
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This story is a huge pain to look up on her Tumblr, so I'm gonna post it here.
Lost at Sea..
A story about the most embarrassing moment of my life to date..
Whilst holidaying in Ibiza this summer a few of us decided to try some water sports at Reggae Reggae Beach. Only four of us could fit on the chosen float so Naomi, Leslie, Jodie & I got fitted into our life jackets and proceeded to lay on a giant float which would be dragged all over the sea by a speed boat. We started off slow, but soon i realised the speed boat driver's intension was to make us fall off the float as he throughly increased the speed.
Leslie went in first, one minute she was there and the next she was overboard. We couldnt contain ourselves as we tried to help her back on. Naomi was the sea's next victim, looking so helpless in the water, all we could do was laugh as the speed boat sped off. We had to alert the driver so we could drive back round to help her back on.
My grip was even tighter on the handles as my legs dangled, stopping before jodie's face. Speeding along, the sea water hit my face at ridiculous speeds, temporarily blinding me a raised a hand to wipe my face and thats when the sea claimed me. The float sped forwards as my legs fell and dragged in the water. I looked like a cross between a rag doll and a drunk mermade. i hung onto the handles for dear life and scremed at my peers for help.
The boat slowed down and Leslie shouted down at me to pass her my leg so she could help me. I put one arm into the water to help it out but i felt an unusual amount of bare skin. My hands felt around and soon to my horror i discovered that the sea had taken my bikini bottoms. Reality setting in a let out a distressed cry to leslie saying i couldn't pass her my leg because i didn't have bikini bottoms. the float errupted in a fit of laughter as i refused to get back on it. After some convincing i reluctantly gave leslie my left leg so she could pull me besides her. in this transition my legs were wide open and Jodie got a clear view of my everything. I was now back on the float laying on my front with my bare bum just out for the fishes to perv on.
As if that wasn't a big enough ordeal we pulled up to the shore seconds later to be greated by other holidayers laughing at me. Fisherman had gathered at our point of exit, that beach was recieving alot of fish that day! i wondered how i would get up without showing the world my vagina and bum.
My attempts to save some dignity failed as i tried to put Leslies life jacket around the front of me and ran to the life jacket stand, arse jiggling. The guy manning the water sports area gave me a towel and made a comment about my bikini loss in Spanish. Now it was time for the walk of shame to the rest of the group. The WHOLE beach was laughing at me and pointing, they had seen Everything. Never in my life had i felt so violated by water and it was all because my bikini bottoms decided to get lost at sea.