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Way back in the early 1990s a several friends of ours took a roadtrip to watch a football game. We had two cars and there were guys and girls. We all got drunk and had fun bar-hopping that Saturday night. Come Sunday morning we're all trying to check out and leave to get back. One of the couples aren't getting up. They're just sitting there hungover and we have to checkout and leave in like 10 minutes. They aren't answering phone calls because they took the phone off the hook.

A girl in our group gets a key to get into their room and asks me to help because I'm friends with the guy in there and she's friends with the girl. We go in there. They are basically non-responsive just mumbling. The girl who's trying to wake them is being very assertive and serious trying to wake them up. Still nothing. Eventually she grabs the blankets and just pulls them off of the two still sleeping. My buddy had boxers on. The girl was totally naked. And when the sheets came off she just put a pillow over her head and curled up on her side - her big bare ass pointing right at me. We were still shaking them trying to get them up. Eventually the naked girl gets up and stumbles her way to the bathroom. I see everything. It was unforgettable.

It's funny now because she is this really successful, put-together women now 30 years later. But whenever I see her name or see her profile come across my linkedin, I always go back to remembering her perfectly round, big butt naked in the bed and then stumbling to the bathroom.