My parents were the type that instilled good work ethics in my siblings and me. We all had chores, both inside and out.
I woke up to the sound of the mower cruising past my window bright and early. Err, that little fucker! I had stayed up late and was planning on sleeping in...
It was about 8 am, and my parents had already left for the day. It was my brother's turn to mow, and my turn to weed-eat. We had a big yard and it took a good 2-3 hours to get the job done. Unlike my brother, I waited to start until about noon to get started, which put me finishing up during the hottest part of the day...
As soon as I got done, I went into the house to take a cool shower. After my shower, I went to my bedroom wrapped in a towel like I always do.
I sprawled out on my bed butt ass naked and let my ceiling fan circulate the cold air from the a/c down on top of me... I don't know if any of you guys ever had chafed things, but that shit hurts, so I laid there with my legs/thighs spread wide open to get some air in there. I laid there for a few minutes and the next thing I know I was out cold.
I'm guessing an hour or two passed, and the next thing I hear is my dad screaming HOLY SHIT! and him backing out and slamming the door behind me... Now mind you my bedroom door is at the foot of my bed, the bed laying in all sprawled out in, exposing 100% of all of me...
I couldn't look my dad in the eye for like a month...
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