Cousin in the shower
Had a funny one once, we were up at the lake house w family for summer holiday. After a day on the beach we were all back in the kitchen, cousins, kids, mom and dad, etc. and my wife says "I'm going to go grab a shower". She walks down the hall towards the bathroom and I hear a door close. I stayed in the kitchen and had a snack, then a couple minutes later decided I'd go brush my teeth in the same bathroom. Didn't think much about it, heard the shower running as I approached the door, so I opened it and went right in. Grabbed my toothbrush, started casually brushing my teeth, and I noticed the figure behind the shower glass had stopped moving completely. Then I noticed out of the corner of my eye something was amiss... there was a dark little landing strip of hair between her legs, whereas my wife's pussy is completely shaved smooth. It dawned on me all of a sudden that this was NOT my wife, but rather my cousin! She is tall and slender, smallish tits and a nice runners body. I apologized profusely and ran out of there back to the kitchen. Soon everyone realized what I had done, and everyone got a good laugh out of it, including my cousin's husband and eventually, her as well.
I totally blamed my wife - she said she had headed to the bathroom but changed her mind and went to the bedroom for something instead, so I was off the hook and was honestly totally innocent! Did not intend that for sure.
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