[andyt29]

This one goes a long way back to a scene I witnessed while on vacation to an island somewhere. The nice thing is, I would not have noticed if it weren't for my girlfriend pointing out the situation.

It was one of those barely there outdoor bars with loud music and cheap drinks. It was just some random couple at the bar, she was drunk and really wanted to be dancing with her boyfriend/husband. He was seemingly just as drunk and wasn't having it. He was just leaning back against rail, looking a bit tired and bothered. At some point a local woman grabbed his wife/gf and started dancing with her. Really, really dancing with her grinding to the reggae/house beat. It was pushing towards raunchy to be sure. They were over by the man and his attention now was a lot less than bothered. It was here that the era comes into play--- late early 90s is when loose pleated linen pants were worn down in the islands. It was also here that my gf pointed out to me that you could clearly see the guy had pitched a tent in his linen pants. I don't think we were the only one's either, but no one especially him really seemed to care